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PostSubject: Three Cans of Whoop***.   Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:16 am

Back from commercial break from Jericho & Edge's match. The camera pans over the crowd and then to the entrance ramp. Glass shattering music hits and the crowd cheers.



Austin comes out and takes a moment to stand on the stage and looks at the crowd. He mutters something to him self and then marches down the ramp. The crowd cheers the whole way. He climbs the steps and enters the ring. He goes to each turnbuckle raising his arms into the air then he hops off the last turnbuckle and motions for a mic. He grabs the mic and holds it to his lips. He takes a moment for the crowd to calm down but it turns into CM Punk chants. Austin pulls the mic away and looks around the arena.


Stone Cold
What?

The crowd ceases their chants and replies: What?

Stone Cold
Tonight Stone Cold has a chance to whoop two different asses.

What?

Stone Cold
Stone Cold already knocked the smile off of Kofi's face last week, when he laid down on his back in this ring.

What?

Stone Cold
This week Stone Cold also has a chance to open a can of whoopass on The Rock.

The crowd replies again: What?

Stone Cold
But then Stone Cold has another man in his corner.

The crowd is mixed between chants for CM Punk, and What?

Stone Cold
This man says he's straight edge.

What?

Stone Cold
He don't drink.

What?

Stone Cold
I said he don't drink.

What?

Stone Cold
He. Don't. Drink.

What?

Stone Cold
You see, Stone Cold has a tough time getting along with others.

What?

Stone Cold
I don't know if this funny business is Eric Bischoff's doing.

What?

Stone Cold
I don't know if its Shane O' Mac's doing.

What?

Stone Cold
But I don't give a damn.

What?

Stone Cold
We have two other sons of *****s that will be across this ring from us so his "straight edge, candy ass" better have his mind in the damn ring. Or Stone Cold is going to open three cans of whoopass in Omaha and then he's gonna go backstage and open a few more cans of whoopass then Stone Cold is gonna go wash all that down with a beer. And thats the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!

[Promo Open to CM Punk, The Rock, and Kofi Kingston.]
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PostSubject: Re: Three Cans of Whoop***.   Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:55 pm



Stone Cold spins to the ring, knowing this theme song all too well. The stage lights up with the titantron for The Rock. Dwayne comes out onto stage, pacing back and forth on the stage really quick before bouncing around top of the ramp, loosening up. The Rock takes off down the ramp in a quickened pace, not wasting anytime as Stone Cold paces in the ring.

The Rock makes it to the bottom of the ramp in no time, eyes never leaving Stone Cold as he shoots left, climbing the steps, and shooting across the apron to the turnbuckle. He climbs it, turning away from Stone Cold for once, sniffing in the electricity as the crowd chants his name. He drops down, and climbs into the ring, pacing back and forth for a moment, until receiving a mic from one of the ring hands. He brings it up, holding out a hand to Stone Cold.



[The Rock]
How about you slow your role there, jabroni.


The crowd explodes as Stone Cold paces the jab off.

[The Rock]
The Rock, the Rock knows who you are, Stone Cold. But do you forget who The Rock is? The Rock, the same man you went toe to toe with three times at Wrestlemania! You better not bleep the Rock when he says that either or he is gonna come open up a can of whoop ass himself on somebody. But, as the Rock was saying Stone Cold, he knows you haven't forgotten those battles with him at the grandest stage of them all. So how, how can you, of all people, think for a second, that you are going to open up a can of whoop ass on him?



[The Rock]
The Rock, he may not eve know Kofi Kingston but he damn sure knows about you and your partner, CM Punk. The Rock, he is looking forward to facing off with Punk again. A serious match this time. No more of these games Punk is so fond of. No, tonight, Kofi and Rocky get to face off against you two and you better believe you won't be opening any cans of whoop ass on them. But, if you aren't so sure about that,



[The Rock]
Then The Rock is ready kick your candy ass now.


With that, The Rock lets the mic fall to his side as he awaits a response.

[Open to Kofi or Punk]
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PostSubject: Re: Three Cans of Whoop***.   Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:26 am

Stone Cold licks his lips, letting his tongue rest on the corner of his mouth as he begins to smirk at The Rock, shaking his head ever so slightly. Quickly, that expression twists into one of anger as he steps up, bumping chests with him. They begin to exchange heated word incomprehensible words when they're suddenly drowned out by a follow guitar riff.



Both of the men in the ring snap their necks to look at the stage as the crowd, already amped from the previous confrontation, absolutely erupt with an even split of boos and cheers. These only grow as CM Punk steps out on stage, unable to hide his smile as the crowd rains down on him. He looks around the arena for a moment before dropping to his knees, and checking his wrist. After tapping it and holding it to his ear, he exclaims, "IT'S HASBEEN TIIIIME!!!"



Stone Cold Steve Austin's smirk returns as Punk finishes his entrance, The Rock watching him with a cold stare as he is handed a mic from a ringside technician. Punk takes his time climbing into the steps and exaggeratedly wiping his feet on the apron, eyes shifting between Austin and Rock the entire time. When he does finally enter the ring, however, he walks right past the pair, instead going to climb to the top rope and hype the crowd. Standing there, he laughs into the mic. He hops down, opting to rest in the corner as he raises the mic to his lips.




CM Punk
"It's just a lovely little reunion we have going down here in the Friday Night Fusion ring, ain't it fans?"

The crowd rewards him with a significant pop as "LET'S GO AUSTIN!" and "LET'S GO ROCKY!" chants begin to duel across the arena. Punk tilts the mic toward the crowd, nodding along for a few seconds before speaking.

CM Punk
"Truly remarkable. On one side of the coin, we have 'The Texas Rattlesnake' Stone Cold Steve Austin, arguably the most successful alcoholic in the entertainment history, only behind Robin Williams. And on the tails end, we have the 'Most Electrifying Man in All Of Sports Entertainment,' Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. This man is so bad he gets TWO nicknames and nobody seems to question it. The two biggest stars of the beloved Attitude Era of Professional Wrestling, reunited and standing toe to toe against each other in a wrestling ring, something nobody ever thought we'd see again."

Punk pauses to lick his lips as they contort into a lopsided grin. He claps mockingly, sending a small burst of feedback through the mic.

CM Punk
"...something I, frankly, didn't care to see. But, alas, here we are. Steve Austin and Dwayne Johnson to do combat once more. Once more will that coin be cast into the air as each and every one of you look on, waiting for it to fall to see which of these men will overcome the other this time around. Anxiously you wait, mesmerized by two of your idols locked together doing what you could only describe as magic, something you fondly remember them doing all those years ago..."

"But that's just what that is... a memory. That was more than a decade ago. Dwayne was still relatively young, and Austin's liver was still working had an acceptable level. This ring is filled with the mixture of the stench of desperation to stay relevant and denture cream. I can smell the Steveweisers on Steve's breath from all the way over here."



All three of the men share a chuckle, Punk's a bit mocking as he slowly walks over to the two, standing directly next to them. As he speaks, he looks back and forth between the two, eyes squinted into an almost investigative expression.

CM Punk
"But the main thing that has changed over all these years? You're looking at it. Back then, you tossed that coin up without a shadow of a doubt, these men would take each other to their limits until one simply couldn't anymore. But when you toss that coin up now, I'm going to snatch it out of the air."

Both of the men turn to look at him now as it becomes clear that there are no strong bonds in this match. The show fades into commercial as Kofi's music hits, signaling the start of this match...

[END OF PROMO]
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PostSubject: Re: Three Cans of Whoop***.   Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:30 pm

Stone Cold has the What? line perfected, so props to you for doing that. Keep up the good work with Stone Cold.

Also, very well written and deep promo from D Wolf. You have the Rock character down and it is showing here. Glad to have a member like you in AWO.

Enemy also played a classic CM Punk comedianesque character. Loved it guys good work especially for having it a three way promo.
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PostSubject: Re: Three Cans of Whoop***.   Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:35 pm

Lmfao, Kofi getting the jobber entrance?!?

Good promo with a lot of depth.
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